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j9tigger:

lolsofunny:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…
OR SHALL WE?!
Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?
I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.
And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
“For the fighting spirit.”
^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.
That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…
What are you talking about?
I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.
Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?
What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.
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The Tampocalypse
FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.
Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”
IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!
IT’S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
Tampocalypse.
I love the internet.
I would buy the shit outta that.

This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.

You guys are lame-o. Clearly Tampax are telling us that it’s safe for this menstruating women to swim in the homeplace of The Great White, because her trusty tampon is so absorbent. Jeez, y’all silly.

j9tigger:

lolsofunny:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

reblogging for the priceless notes

The Tampocalypse

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

I love the internet.

I would buy the shit outta that.

This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.

You guys are lame-o. Clearly Tampax are telling us that it’s safe for this menstruating women to swim in the homeplace of The Great White, because her trusty tampon is so absorbent. Jeez, y’all silly.

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dontbelievehersmile:

black and white blog :)

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I’m sorry..

I’m sorry for letting people get in the way of US..

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trytocatchmyeye:

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

Number one rule of Tumblr.
I’m just sitting here with my mouth open

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annikafagface:

the only time anybody has ever thought i was attractive i actually think i look kind of ugly but i will reblog this until i die because people only compliment me when i look like this which in my opinion is DUMB AN D ANNOYING CUS I GOT A FEW BAD HAIR CUTS W/e SUE ME

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djafryza:

Rule of Tumblr: every time you see this video, YOU REBLOG IT. And sing along. No questions asked.

one does not ignore the tumblr rule

OMG I LOVE THIS PART

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trytocatchmyeye:

bighomieelissy:

my dance team<3

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theepichumor:

A blog for your entertainment.

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seanagain:

literallysame:

this is the world we live in

But like, seriously?

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Sex&Jays: Shit 2 chains be saying in his songs

kidxforever:

man in my opinion 2 chains dont be making sense half the time i hear him rap , Ill listen to one of his songs and he’ll talk about a whole bunch of random shit , for example :

“3 cellphones and I never call her , call me tity-boi or 2 chains , im a baller , lebron james ,…