If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
I will never let myself scroll past a picture of Walt and not reblog it. I feel like I’d be dishonoring him, and he’s just done so much for me that it’s just not right.
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Dad: Why do you think they do that?
Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x]
that awkward moment when a child understands the harm of forcing gender roles better than most grown male politicians.
I’m surprised that I haven’t reblogged this, to be honest.
I love that last gif. She looks so frustrated. Like “Um, hello, obviously girls and boys can like anything why doesn’t anybody get that???”
She does have a point though..
Kids who are smarter than adults though.
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Boyfriends take note:
-make the first move to hold her hand in public
-hug her from behind
-be crazy with her
and most of all—show her, don’t just tell her that you love her.
This is the kind of boyfriend I need.
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Damn the truth
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I don’t know what this is but I love it
this show is actually hilarious.
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Why wasn't your day good?
because i miss him and he is 100% over me and my heart literally hurts
Nicki Minaj attends ‘The other woman’ premiere
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Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.
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Drink too much coffee, wear lipstick that’s too dark, and never settle for a life you don’t want.